Drive-By Monday: 5.7.07

Grammar Lesson: “I will never go to Olive Garden again.” Not because I have taste, but because I now have the taste.

No Longer the 51st State: The Canadian plot to take over the U.S. has begun…

Déjà Moo: …assuming they don’t drive themselves mad first.

The Buzz: Hottest diet trend for 2017 will be the Bread-and-Water 24/7.

Advances in Literary Theory: “Meta-bukkake.”

Lubricant: So useful, and so delicious!