Caesar Renders Unto His Voting Base

Dear Dyuree:

Duh.

The name of the game is gravy train, and I rode that choo-choo back to the White House.

Some people say that the faith-based programs don't work. Well, no shit, Sherlock. Any program that's all about some invisible magic man in the sky is gong to fail. But you know what does work? Buying them. We're the silent partners in God, Inc.

And the Jesus freaks love us for it.