Random Ron Paul Observation

Is it just me, or does Ron Paul totally look like that judge from Dancing With the Stars? Separated at birth!

Ron Paul 2.0

News flash: Ron Paul loves the Internet. Duh... it's responsible for all signs of life in his campaign. Ron Paul is becoming the new Howard Dean: outsider candidate who strikes it big with the netroots and then will go down in flames as his party coalesces around an insider. (My money's on the faux folksy one over the pretty boy.)

Prediction: when the time comes that he bows out of the race, the politico talking heads will be falling over themselves to talk about how the "netroots" are now a fact of life for both the left and the right.

Note to the Editors: Wonktown Is Like a Blue State

Not a state, but pretty darn blue just the same. So, Washington Post, please stop giving us this red state crap.

Best. Headline. Ever.

From In These Times:

The Democrats' Pussification

'nuff said.

Will It Rise Again?

Researchers have discovered a virgin birth in a shark tank that held three adult female sharks but no male shark. The baby shark was sacrificed one day later.

I say we check back in three days.

Best Summation Ever of a Campaign

McCain "has been running an insane non-campaign with the theme that he's the man that can keep everything heading down the toilet we're already swirling around in."

Boob Tube Has Leaky Implant

NBC has its struggles, but ABC is making a solid pitch for retaking last place.

The World Gets Even Duller

Let the conversation be texted to you.

No.

Candidates, please, stop with the Web2.0 already. We don't want your reeking-of-virtual-pot Second Life HQs, and we are so done with your Facebook mugging that we can't even bother finding a link to any of your lame-ass Facebook profiles.

The World Gets a Little Less Interesting

No more love you long time jokes. Are the crack whores next?

Crazy, Congress-Style

Looks like Ron Paul could be the new Kitty Harris.